Friday, December 12, 2008

Turn off the annoying music to the right before you hit play on this one.

I just handed Jake the spoke cards for the MAGIC MUSTACHE RIDE. 
I hope you like them. Yeah, I know it's gonna be fucking cold and you have
not been growing a mustache and your girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband 
wants you to stay home that day and cuddle that day but c'mon, really? 
Oh yeah, if you don't have any of those things you have no excuse.
Or if you are divorced or going through a "slow period" then you
have no excuse. If you have to work, well, I have to work as well 
so we both suck. Hopefully most of you don't suck.

I have a feeling that this race will be a great training excercise for the highly anticipated 
INVERSION EXCURSION on January 24th so don't get your panties all bunched over this
one. REMEMBER the guys that are putting this race on BREW BEER FOR A LIVING!
Isn't that enough?

THE MAGIC MUSTACHE RIDE. Rhodes Skatepark. Saturday, December 20, 2008. Sign up @ 2:00 p.m. Race starts @ 3:00 p.m. $10.00.


PChez said...

Well, my girlfriend left me, my boyfriend won't call me back, my husband "went straight" and my wife is working on Saturday=soo, I will have P77Jr. We will try to attend the start and maybe the finish but until he's a bit older we'll be spectating. Ride on.

a. mortician said...

Caring for younglings is simply the right thing to do. I can't be at the race because my job sucks, and therefor I suck. No good excuse at all.

I do have the Saturday of INVERSION EXCURSION off. I just hope Cody doesn't sing.

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. a.mortician,
It seems to me that working your BALLS OFF! ( 120 hrs in 6 days ) counts as " caring for younglings. "
So sir your excuse is a valid and noble one. You will be missed! Keep on fighting the good fight. And thanks again for everything!