Monday, September 21, 2009

More Cowbell!



It is a benefit for the Boise Bicycle Project.
Our goal is to raise $1000.
There will be cowbell.

On Oct 2nd at 5pm we will begin doing laps around Sore Bloke's block (902 Sylvan). It is roughly a 1/4 mile, cut off from major traffic, and, well, in front of the house. The money will come from donations from friends and family, places of business, strangers, etc. Get sponsored per lap or per goal (say 25, 50, or 100 laps). Come ride and have fun. Collect your sponsored money and we will give it all to the BBP. The focus for the donation will be bicycle education and safety. Apocalyptic stuff like cars and bikes living together.
Grill, condiments and coolers will be provided.
It is BYOB & BYOBBQ/side dish.

Kids are welcome as long as you are keeping track of them. Dogs are not welcome at all.

In addition to your sponsorships we will play a game of Assassins. (Thank you Portland Velovulture!). For $1 you can buy an "assassins tag" to hang on the bottom of your seat, thereby making you an assassin and also a target. With a tag intact on your bike you may assassinate other riders by taking their tag. You may only assassinate while your tag is intact. If you make it back to the pit with your tag intact and tag(s) from other bikes, you may write your # (the one you will receive from sign-up) on it to be entered into a raffle for a brand-spanking new Reactor PBR messenger bag (as well as other swag as yet to be collected...)
All proceeds from the Assassins game go toward our goal of $1000.

We will be letting the neighbors know, and encouraging them to come out and ride, or at least show their faces in support. The course will be well marked for cars to use
EXTREME CAUTION, due to bike awesomery.
All bikes are welcome.
Helmets encouraged.
Fun will be had.
Laps BEGIN at 5 and will continue until we are done. (Cowbells silent by 10pm, I think)
fire pit later in the evening...

Sponsorship is not mandatory. Your presence and support in any form is welcome and encouraged. This will be a fun event, don't miss out!

Post a comment or e-mail to slee(dot)brook@gmail(dot)com or a(dot)mortician@gmail(dot)com for RSVP and questions.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Monday, September 7, 2009

Tolerant D

I finally got my Hammerhead at Edgefield. Dustin is washing his hands
of my bullshittery. Think I'll have ONE more... On the road home soon

Is this how it ends?

Corner store double-meat foot long with dill pickle chips and pork
cracklins. Oh, yeah! And a big-ass bowl. Proper, bitches!

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Delirious d

Lavender and thistle beer mixed with organic good cheer-ade hits the
spot after grilling the fatted meats for the riders

1st team in

Good feelings. No sleep. Holy shit.

Finish him

This is the finish. Holy crumbs! 24 hours of ridin' & cryin'.


Ninja sandwich

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Poopin' le mond

A whole world of shits and giggles

Everybody poops

Post-southern cuisine. Pre-ninja. Damn

Fried green tomatoes. Fried oysters

Ya! This shit is it. Come get on.

The shit

Southern love upscale holyshit looking so good food we have been on
the list for one hour. Just ordered. It will come.


Yes, I found a machine. Yes it kicked my ass. Beautiful.

4:45 hill climb

Doesn't look EVIL, does it? Yeah, no. That is fucking STEEP. Come
on up!

24hr velovulture start

All these bad-ass motherfuckers are going to ride for 24 hours. 147
stops. Points based. D-bagg and I will drink beer and sleep for
these stars. More to come!