Turn off the annoying music to the right before you hit play on this one.

I just handed Jake the spoke cards for the MAGIC MUSTACHE RIDE. 

I hope you like them. Yeah, I know it's gonna be fucking cold and you have

not been growing a mustache and your girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband 

wants you to stay home that day and cuddle that day but c'mon, really? 

Oh yeah, if you don't have any of those things you have no excuse.

Or if you are divorced or going through a "slow period" then you

have no excuse. If you have to work, well, I have to work as well 

so we both suck. Hopefully most of you don't suck.

I have a feeling that this race will be a great training excercise for the highly anticipated 

INVERSION EXCURSION on January 24th so don't get your panties all bunched over this

one. REMEMBER the guys that are putting this race on BREW BEER FOR A LIVING!

Isn't that enough?

THE MAGIC MUSTACHE RIDE. Rhodes Skatepark. Saturday, December 20, 2008. Sign up @ 2:00 p.m. Race starts @ 3:00 p.m. $10.00.